About

I love wine. I hate formulas.
I love music. I’m an engineer
I love life’s idiosyncrasies.
My favourite word is amoeba
I think the world might be square
I love rojak
I am very random
And fickle
And forgetful
I love wine. I hate formulas
I think Tchaikovsky is cooler than Eminem
I don’t belong to where I am now
I miss my girlfriends
I like to repeat myself like how I like to repeat myself
I love eggs
I have a larger ego than my boobs
I either care a lot or don’t care at all
I think I was Santa in my past life, or Satan? I dont spell very well.
I laugh at myself all the time
I swear as punctuation
I have an alter ego of a suffering writer
I have a geeky boyfriend
I throw awesome parties
I hate winter
I love snow
I love contradictions
I hate confrontations
I appreciate humour
I use silence as weapon
I hate rules
I take nothing seriously, not even myself
I am very ambitious
I don’t believe in God
I have quirky manners
I’ve travelled to more places than the chicken I ate yesterday
I collect secrets
I like lollipops
I have too many shoes
I speak four and a half languages and two dialects
I play three and a half musical instruments
I hate clowns
I am very private
I eat lizards with tomato sauce
I tell lies sometimes
I burn ants during my free time
I am normally quite normal
I am a professional disguise
I make fun of all my friends
I can be a sadist
I can lick your elbow
I am smarter than your neighbour
I bite only the people I love
I have a mole under my foot
I wear Gucci’s envy me to bed
I love yawning
I have a love hate relationship with the german language
Woher soll ich wissen, was ich denke, bevor ich gehort habe, was ich sage.
I sniff like a puppy
I smell good
I talk like a machine gun
I am a good girl when I’m not being bad
I’ll probably delete all these tomorrow
Or maybe not